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Greg Kneidel

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Hi Everyone,

Now that pitchers and catchers have begun injecting each other with HGH, it's time to sign up for fantasy baseball.  I know you have a lot of fb options, but the Batter my heart (tm) JDS Fantasy Baseball League:

* is free.  All you need is a free Yahoo account, which is free.
* takes up as little time as you want it to not take up.  Change your line-ups daily or weekly or monthly or never.  It really doesn't effect your chances of winning.  Besides, what are you going to do before and after the Lords of Wine and Oil Conference?
* will give the winner one of those sweet baseball helmets / hard hats with two beer holders and a plastic straw (paid for by the current Johnson Administration).  You will be the talk of the anti-conference.
* offers the chance to make snarky chit-chat about JD subjects, like the misuse of the JDS Forum.

Best of all, there is no skill involved.

So if you are interested in playing, let me know (gregory.kneidel@uconn.edu).  I think we need four more people.

Your friend and prospective commish,
Greg

(Yes, I am on spring break this week.)

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Robert Guffey

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Quick! Someone loosen the straps on Greg's apron. weirdface.gif

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